You forgot to talk about Jews and money, how we're both bankers and Bolsheviks, conspiratorial globalists and tribal racists. Because we secretly run the world, the Tsarist secret police who wrote the Protocols must be right. It's proven by the Russian Jewish kid who, after landing at Ben Gurion airport, asked the Israeli immigration officer where he could apply to get his cut of Hollywood, the banks and Silicon Valley. In Russia he'd heard so much about how his Jewish compatriots owned and ran the world's centers of power that he asked for his share straightaway.