Two old Russian Jews who meet every day are sitting in a park in Netanyah. This day one shows up with a vile antisemitic newspaper instead of his usual paper. His friend, shocked, asks, "Moishe, what kind of meshuggah are you, reading this crap?"

Moishe answers, "I found the usual papers depressing with all the stories of no negotiations, terrorism, corruption....what a mishegas. Then I saw this newspaper that said we run Hollywood, control the banks and Wall St, and with Soros, Greenspan, Bernanke, and Yellen we have all this power. This is good news. So why not buy this paper that's much less depressing?"