The Tucker Tiki Torch Caucus….
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Mission Aborted by Deep State Jewish Space Laser
The blood and soil Great Replacement wing of the Republican Party was taking MAGA nativism to the next level before Marjorie Taylor-Greene aborted her latest Jewish space laser discovery mission just before blastoff. Disappointed caucus members Paul Gosar and Matt Gaetz sent a message: Beam Us Up, Marjorie, We Want To Know About the Space Lasers:
Paul Gosar, famous for retweeting and conferencing with white supremacists at the AFPAC (America First Political Action Conference), and QAnonified personified MTG, had planned to form a caucus to defend “common respect for uniquely Anglo-Saxon political traditions”. Taking Tucker Carlson’s Great Replacement red pilling to Congress, the caucus’ leaked founding flier decried “mass immigration” that poses a threat to
“the long-term existential future of America as a unique country with a unique culture and a unique identity. History has shown that societal trust and political unity are threatened when foreign citizens are imported en-masse into a country, particularly without institutional support for assimilation….An important distinction between post-1965 immigrants and previous waves of settlers is that previous cohorts were more educated, earned higher wages, and did not have an expansive welfare state to fall back on when they could not make it in America and thus did not stay in the country at the expense of the native-born…..we must abolish unnaturalized birthright citizenship” (https://punchbowl.news/wp-content/uploads/America-First-Caucus-Policy-Platform-FINAL-2.pdf)
MTG’s policy doc doesn’t specify who’s included in America’s “unique culture and unique identity”. But we can assume the Rothschilds and the Jewish builders of space lasers and other non-Anglos aren’t. So we’ll just have to repeal that pesky 14th amendment’s birthright citizenship clause.
