Please send me the phone number of the BRICS' central bank. Where's the HQ of the "global south"?

Who will seize my brokerage accounts in the US and the EU? Your use of the passive voice says you don't know.

I don't trade futures--what Warren Buffett called financial weapons of mass destruction. Monitoring futures' theta would deprive me of basketball and tennis time. No thanks.

NVO is a forever stock with a wonderful business model. The bid/ask spread in NVO shares is a penny. So I don't know what you're getting at there since blue chip stocks have far more liquidity than derivative contracts with wide bid-ask spreads.

The same is true for the data center REITs, other REIT, pharma, Canadian and American bank and REIT preferreds, and Norwegian and Canadian energy shares, ibonds and t-bonds I own. Corporate bond spreads are wider. But that's irrelevant since I buy below par and hold until maturity.

90% of options expire worthless. So I sell cash-supported high imp vol puts on stocks I want to own at a lower price when fear is overpriced. This puts the yield on being 50% in cash into double digits.

I'm also an early stage angel investor in half a dozen tech startups, two of which are future unicorns.

Again, put your money where your mouth is and show me yours like I showed you mine. Otherwise, you're nothing but dumb money hot air.