It's beauty and brains vs babbling batshit crazy. Though Harris hasn't fully graduated from the school of tossing word salads, she'll never compete with Goodfella von Shitzinpants in that dept.

But before assuming she wins, reread HL Mencken: "no man ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people."

No matter how low the bar is set, the average low info cinderblock-brained American voter will figure out a way to get under it.

The Italian version is more succinct: the mother of the idiots is always pregnant.

Or maybe, for once, this aphorism will be proven right: America will always do the right thing, after all other alternatives have been exhausted.