After every hurricane or tornado devastates a red Southern or Midwestern state my reaction is: now do you still believe the pussy-grabbing felonious rapist kleptocrat you voted for that climate change is a Chinese hoax? There's no cure for cinderblock-brained stupidity.

I went to b-school in NC from 1987-89 and here's a taste of how it works: The sheriff of a small town in eastern NC was interviewed about the lack of local government spending on education. He also owned the local textile mill. His answer: "why my people need so much ed-u-cay-shun. Workin' for me dey make $8/hour."